Welcome to the Joseph Scrimshaw store. This is a place to buy things created by Joseph Scrimshaw as opposed to a place to buy Joseph Scrimshaw. Enjoy!
Joseph’s comedy EP, Rebel Scum, is all about Star Wars and our modern world. Digital and physical discs available now on Bandcamp.
A Very Holiday Thing is a collection of festive comedy stories about Batman, James Bond, Adult Santa, breaking up with snow, and more! Available exclusively on bandcamp!
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Download the Flaw Fest digital booklet here
FLAW FEST is a live comedy album full of fun comedy jokes about horrible human flaws PLUS a bonus album of awesome songs inspired by the comedy show.
The comedy album details Joseph’s horrible flaws: a sloth driven obsession to play bad James Bond video games, a stubborn need to fight with large animals, the idiocy to drink something called a Watermelon Shooter, the hubris to write a rock n’ roll song about a helium balloon, and much more. Plus a cameo by Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy of RiffTrax!
The music album features new songs by Paul & Storm, Molly Lewis, Bill Corbett, The Sevateem, John Roderick, John Munson, The Doubleclicks, Kevin Murphy, Mike Phirman, The Dregs, and Joseph himself.
Verbing The Noun is a guide to romance and sex for geeks, nerds, and other people with big brains. This stand-up comedy show contains real advice, horrible advice, and horrible real life stories from Joseph’s dating adventures. The show was recorded live at CONvergence sci-fi/fantasy convention on July 6, 2012.
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Enjoy the sample track “Sherlock Holmes’ Speed Date.”
Comedy of Doom is a collection of essays, parodies, and true stories covering every major topic in geek culture. Including smart, funny takes on video games, Star Wars, vampires, Doctor Who, Jane Austen, a complete guide to emotional preparation for the zombie apocalypse, instructions for the new sport called Competitive Hugging, and more.
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EBOOK available in these formats:
AUDIOBOOK (read by Joseph Scrimshaw, Bill Corbett, and Shanan Custer) available on:
OR you can purchase the PDF below if you want to enjoy a digital version with all the formatting, graphics, and illustrations of the physical book.
Comedy of Doom PDF is $3.99. After purchase, you’ll receive a link to download the PDF.
T-SHIRTS, MUGS, and MORE
Visit our page on Society 6 for T-shirts, mugs, hoodies, tote bags, and more featuring Joseph’s squirrel crest designed by Natalie Metzger and modeled above by Angela Webber of The Doubleclicks.
PLAYS by JOSEPH SCRIMSHAW
Purchase and download PDF scripts of Joseph Scrimshaw’s one and two-act plays for your reading pleasure. Joseph’s one act comedy written with Bill Corbett is also available. The plays have been produced in the Twin Cities (the majority of them have been top ten bestsellers at the Minnesota Fringe Festival) as well as New York, Chicago, Seattle, Las Vegas, San Francisco, Orlando, the UK, Peru, Bulgaria, and more. If you’re interested in producing one of the shows, contact us here.
Spooky Spooky Scary Scary DVD
In the dark ages before Kickstarter (2009), Joseph and friends made a short Lovecraftian web series and released it on DVD!
Spooky Spooky Scary Scary is the episodic tale of Chuck and Dexter–best friends, roommates and huge fans of horror author HP Lovecraft. But when the Great God Cthulhu sends Chuck a dream, the duo form the world’s worst cult ever. Armed only with the power of the internet, cheap beer, small daggers, and poor social skills they vow to spread the bad word that Cthulhu is real. A brutally sharp tale of obsession, fantasy and the comic horror of reality. Starring Joseph Scrimshaw and Tim Uren. Produced by Joking Envelope and Moontalk Productions. Check out a short trailer here!
Spooky Spooky Scary Scary DVD is $12 with shipping included.