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What did you do, Joseph, what did you do?
I suspect I am not alone in feeling as though I am never really getting enough done. While I try not to procrastinate too much, I do make jokes about procrastinating a lot. When I realize I’m procrastinating, I have … Continue reading
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Blink Blink Blank
The first Kurt Vonnegut novel I read was Breakfast of Champions when I was in 8th grade. After I read it, I developed this opinion: if you accept that the world is a stupid illogical place, then the world suddenly … Continue reading
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Sense and Seven Minutes in Heaven
I wanted to write a new romantic story for Valentine’s Day. Instead, I just spent some time poking around on the internet. And I found something incredible: an unpublished Jane Austen erotica story called “Sense and Seven Minutes in Heaven.” … Continue reading
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IT’S OVER, SNOW
I’ve lived in Minnesota for many years. Lately, I’ve been traveling more to perform and I’ve had the good fortune to meet people on social media, particularly the twitters. I keep trying to describe to friends, both new and old, … Continue reading
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A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A DEAD MAN
Last Halloween, I was challenged to write a scary story. So I wrote about the most horrible thing I could imagine. It’s not “creatures popping out of the dark, make you scream, run, and twist your ankle” scary. It’s horrible … Continue reading
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WORD PORN
This story was originally written for a friend of mine who loves two things: words and mythology. By words, I mean he loves big words that make him feel smart at the expense of others. And by mythology, I mean … Continue reading
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May The Tweets Be With You
As an important writer (who was probably trying to avoid spending time writing) once wrote, “Write what you know.” The internet tells me this quote is from Mark Twain. According to the internet, everything ever uttered in the universe tripped … Continue reading
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