Tag Archives: Twitter
A Man and His Monkey Tweets
As a result of a brief conversation with John Roderick on JoCoCruiseCrazy, I decided to tweet once a day about tacos for the entire month of March 2013. To my great delight, people enjoyed the taco tweets so I decided … Continue reading
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A Man and His Taco Tweets
Tacos are the spirit food of the internet. Particularly, Twitter. When I first joined Twitter in 2009, I would often see tweets along the lines of: “I just ate a taco!” And then I would wonder why I was on … Continue reading
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What did you do, Joseph, what did you do?
I suspect I am not alone in feeling as though I am never really getting enough done. While I try not to procrastinate too much, I do make jokes about procrastinating a lot. When I realize I’m procrastinating, I have … Continue reading
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The Imaginary Advent Calendar 2012
Last year on Twitter, I joked about wanting an advent calendar that had little bottles of whiskey inside the door instead of chocolate. This year, I discovered the joke was a reality. I was too late to order my whiskey … Continue reading
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OBSESSED EP 15: A Crockpot of Feelings
Comedian Mike Fotis is a man of many obsessions including productivity, crockpot cooking, bat fear, and football yelling. This episode also features particularly loud noises from the bowling alley located next to the theater. Enjoy! Listen, rate, review, and subscribe … Continue reading
The itPhone
I’m a big fan of old horror stories by Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft. I also spend a hideous amount of time playing with my smartphone. This led me to think about what kind of story these masters of … Continue reading
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All You Can Feel Buffet
For many years, I’ve been involved in a performing arts festival called The Minnesota Fringe Festival. There are many Fringe Festivals across the globe and while my plays have been produced at other festivals many times, I’ve never personally experienced … Continue reading
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IT’S OVER, SNOW
I’ve lived in Minnesota for many years. Lately, I’ve been traveling more to perform and I’ve had the good fortune to meet people on social media, particularly the twitters. I keep trying to describe to friends, both new and old, … Continue reading
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Rock N’ Delicate Roll
Rock n’ roll is delicate. Yes, it’s powerful and sexy, but maintaining the illusion of all that sexy power is such intricate work. It’s like a little lace doily in the shape of a penis. It’s ridiculous. In high school, … Continue reading
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May The Tweets Be With You
As an important writer (who was probably trying to avoid spending time writing) once wrote, “Write what you know.” The internet tells me this quote is from Mark Twain. According to the internet, everything ever uttered in the universe tripped … Continue reading
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